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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 04:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Mario Kart World 1.1.0 update out now, patch notes - Nintendo Everything

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

No way

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Confronted Patrick After He Said He Wished He Didn’t Have His Last Name - BuzzFeed

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

New Study Reveals the #1 Sleep Mistake That Harms the Brain - AOL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can a meme heal what therapy can't?